Humorous. Entertaining. Intelligent.

Pianist in Bordello

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What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth???the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He???s running on a platform of honesty and transparency???and against the advice of his friends and advisers he???s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he???s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He???s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA???Dick Nixon Youngblood???s ready to tell all.
He???ll even tell his readers about the Amandas???three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he???s become.
Are voters really ready…

A Ship-Load of Sea Stories


Stories by Larry Laswell
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A short humorous read! Just for fun, seriously.

In the finest tradition of the United States Navy, Larry shares his navy experiences in A Ship-Load of Sea Stories & 1 Fairy Tale. Along the way, Larry answers all the questions you never thought to ask, including:

??? What should you remember not to forget just before a jetliner lands on you?
??? How do you avoid KGB kidnappers at lunchtime?
??? What happens when you throw an egg through a radar beam, and what happens if you miss?
??? Where???s The Shrubbery Inn, and why is it so cheap?
??? How do you cheat on navy exams, honestly?
??? What???s the best way to get stoned without breaking any regulations?
??? Why do things get complicated when you enlist in the navy while wearing your army uniform?
??? Why do economic forces indicate that a navy career is a better choice than an army career?
??? What shouldn???t you drink while watching Clint Eastwood in A Fistful of Dollars?
??? Did peace ever rule…

A captivating and humorous novel!

Fate had repeatedly dealt Gracie and Dylan a losing hand
at any chance for love.

love heals the heart ebookLove Heals the Heart
(humor, satire)
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From the first embarrassing moment their paths crossed, a budding relationship between Gracie Watson, a first-grade teacher and Detective Dylan Sanders was met with one challenge after another.

The path to discover what love could mean for Gracie and Dylan slowly begins to form as they learn to trust again. Along with this, Gracie’s best friend Trish and Dylan’s partner Justin are locked in their own battle of sorts, vehemently denying the sexual chemistry drawing them together.

Dylan and Justin are the lead detectives investigating a major drug operation in the small town Gracie and Trish were raised, and it’s soon apparent the barriers they must overcome are more than any of them had bargained for.

Join Gracie, Dylan, Justin and Trish as loyalties, friendships and love are tested. A battle for ever-lasting love will be fought as hearts seek healing in the most unlikely of circumstances.

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